Toby Anstis

You'll NEVER be as good as Noel Sullivan from Hear'say Toby...never.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIRL LIRL

I know this is all over METRO already but i couldn’t not post this. The way he pretends he’s scratching his head to cover the fact he flipped someone off is totally ridiculous. Shoulda kept it there. I wonder if he’ll get fired????

Completely Ridiculous

aren't penny farthings a bit 'two thousand and late'? I got rid of mine years ago.

DOGS

Sometimes I feel like this guy.

Don't get me wrong...I obviously like memes. But i entered this shop looking for a keyboard cat cuddly toy and a vinyl of chocolate rain, only to be told that the shop didn't actually sell memes. WHAT A JOKE!

EEK! CONTROVERSIAL!

I guess I'll have to cancel my booked holiday to the Vatican.

Plagiarism

This Douchebag stole my joke!

http://fuckyouyork.com/

And the worst thing about it is that his site looks all nice and professional!

Cleavage

I’m getting a reputation for being a weirdo who takes pictures of people I don’t know kissing.

And despite this photo:

That couldn’t be further from the truth.

Having said that, it would be criminal if these photos I found on my phone (of which i have no recollection of taking) didn’t end up posted. So here they are:

WHOOPS! How’d that one get in there!

THE LAKE DISTRICT

Went to the lake district on the weekend….

What a load of bollocks.

Had to walk for 4 hours to see this

Also…wtf is with this dog? The kennel’s for going inside not standing on top of:

Get off you twat.

Chatroulette

So i had a quick go on chatroulette. Coincidentally everyone I chatted to flipped me off (nothing to do with me).

This one's my fave.

Massive Dogs

I thought this one was rather large…

But then I saw this one which was even more bloody massive…

And then these dogs got me thinking…why can’t I just sit down all day waiting for people to come up and admire me and stroke me? WHY???

PLATFORM MAGAZINE

Although the thing is I actually love platform magazine.

They interviewed me ages ago and it was really fun, but i never put the link up. So here it is:

http://www.readplatform.com/blog-spotlight-flipstuff-off/

EMBARASSING VAN

I don't have a problem with what's written on his van. I'm just worried that he gets bullied by the other White Van men

Scandinavia

First they rape and pillage our villages. Then they give us Alphabeat. And now they set up a 'Nordic Bar' with uncomfy seats and a terrible selection of Lager. When will you stop causing us pain and suffering Scandinavia?

Couples Kissing

Jealous, grossed out, or turned on? Thinking back... I was probably all three.

But one can never be sure…so I took a bunch more photos.

So just to clarify…I was feeling jealous, grossed out and turned on.

All jokes aside…if you are one of these two people, or you know one or both of them, I really want to know…

How did you not bloody notice someone taking about 30 photos of you? (i edited my ones down)

A new dawn in Flipping off…the beast awakens

It’s been a long time. A very long time indeed.

Let me tell you a story…

So there I was, looking through photos of myself on facebook. And I found these:

(I'm at the far left of the shot)

And I suddenly realised, that during this time off, I had been living a lie. Flipping off was in my blood. That part of me was being left to die.

Plus the other hand gestures I was trying out just weren’t working for me:

So i’ve quit my job (it was shit anyway) and the blog is back. Expect it to be sicker than before.

Also if it’s your thing you can follow me on twitter, username: flipstuffoff

Fashion Faux pas

 

Hadn't worn green checks in 2 years. The day I wear them, turns out it's an office theme.

pret a swearer

IBIZA

So..it turns out people who get naked at parties in Ibiza is a big issue.

I thought this guy was bad:

 

nob

Turns out that was just the tip of the iceburg.

Another highlight was this guy:

 

Anyone for toast?

 

All jokes aside I actually did eat toast from this toaster.

 

Burlesque protesters

 

GET YOUR TITS OUT!

Sad story about a happy mouse

Mouse was spotted again by the girl who sits opposite me in the office.

 

Unfortunately the next time it was spotted was dying a miserable death in this trap

cruel cruel end. why must there be so much pain in the world?

London wildlife

 

Mouse in the office kitchen. HELLO LITTLE MOUSE!!!!!

girls playing cricket

 

since when?

The Great British Summertime

 

What a load of bollocks

The hot weather

My friend said ‘get it in a cup cos it’ll only melt’, and i was like ‘WTF!? I’m not 6 years old!’

Needless to say my friend had the last laugh

This is a picture of her having the last laugh:

1girl1cup

But in the end it was I who had the REAL last laugh…

Disappointing travel companions

You're not the first people to fall asleep on a night bus. Even so...this really hurt guys.

 

Certainly weren’t any strangers worth engaging in conversation:

pitiful

Lady’s men

 

Someone's gonna get some

Exhibitionist Tigers

Come on guys...there are kids watching and your hut is literally 2 metres away.

                              

Other highlights of the zoo include…

 The animal who wants to be a giraffe:

you're not fooling anyone

 This extremely elusive creature. Species: Gyllenhall. Genus: Maggie

 

And this fella who was in one of the animal enclosures prompting about 20 ‘Oh look at that funny animal!’ comments from everyone watching (including me)

um...mate I came here for the animals. If I wanted to study the human form I would have stayed at home. WHA-HEY!

So many school kids in one place

I counted 6 different school groups in 5 minutes

What's with the fluorescent jackets? It's not night time

Come on guys...let other people look at the gorillas. It's not as if they've moved once in the past half an hour.

ROB BRYDON!

 

Brilliant! I've been told from a close source that Rob is routinely mean to small kittens.

HRH Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth Realms

Now this lady has been top of my flip off list since day one. So this is pretty exctiting. But she was very far away so the quality isn’t that great. She’s the one in the blue dress sitting down.

 

This took so long to get the angle right as it was zoomed right in. I was so paranoid that a red sniper’s lazer would appear on my forehead while I was doing this.

 

 

This won’t be the last time I’m in the presence of the Queen. Hopefully next time I’ll be a lot closer to her so I can do this thing properly.

Royal Ascot

There's my horse at the back of the pack. I really thought that Bulwark was a winner.

omfg how much does this guy look like Nick from the apprentice!?! I gave £30 to this guy that i will never see again. Unless I make friends with him...which is unlikely

 

Nick from the apprentice pays out £30 (probably mine) to Ollie

 

Ollie celebrates his winnings (what a dick)

 

You can imagine my surprise when I found a fly flying about in my STILL SEALED punnet of strawberries

 

I mean there's being proud of your country and then there's wearing an absolutely ridiculous outfit.

 

Blue meanies wouldn't let us cross the road for half an hour

 

All in all, a great day had by everybody

Libraries

Why would I waste my time in a library when there are reality tv programmes to watch and social networking sites to browse.

The Metro newspaper

That's for calling me an angry angry man.

Another rubbish bike in my own house!

why is it even here? and who does it belong to?

!

 

does this need a title or an explanation? no it doesn't need a title or an explanation.

office pranks

haha very funny

Scotland and Wales

Neither of these were done by me but I thought it was weird that I got sent a flipoff of Scottish AND Welsh scenery today.

Scotland:

 

looks quite nice?

 

Wales:

not technically a flipoff but whatevs.

Watford

So a funny thing happened to me today. I went to Watford and it wasn't very nice. True story.

This is so cool

Been getting a few flip offs sent to me which is cool. Out of all of them though this has to be up there with the best:

Some guy has only gone and done a cast of himself flipping off!

Colin the dog

wtf colin? I might have wanted to play with that ball later

please send me your own flip offs

There’s a section to the right here called send your flipoffs here. 

Would love to get some more.

Either send them to my twitter (username: rawstudface)

or email them to rorypatrickrobinson@gmail.com

Andi Peters

I know no one is going to believe me...but this really is him I promise. I think I speak on behalf of the British public when I say: 'ANDI...WHY DID YOU LEAVE SATURDAY MORNING KIDS' TV? It's never since recovered. I hope you realise that Andi.'

FLIPPING STUFF OFF WORKS GUYS

me and some friends did some work for sony. They then ignored us for 5 months (hence the flipoff)

So we protested/flipped them off repeatedly

They let us in to their bloody office!

 

And then they agreed to acknowledge our work!  true story

Someone's a happy camper!

What have we learned from this?????

that flipping stuff off actually gets results.

people dressed in funny costumes part 2.

I've made my thoughts on this quite clear already (see part 1)

 

here are some more:

GET SOME HELP!

omfg how many stupid bikes are there in london

 

why did you even bother locking it up? It definitely wouldn't get stolen.

Lightweights

These two had to have a nap during an important meeting.

All I’m going to say is that if you can’t take the heat girls….well you know what to get out of.

JAMIE T FLIPS STUFF OFF!

at 1:16 check out the flip off at hampton wick station sign. Brilliant work Jamie!

FIRST GENUINE CELEBRITY FLIPOFF!

My hands are actually shaking as I type. This is pretty exciting. For those who don’t know, this is actor/comedian Mat Horne:

 

OMFG!

 (BTW this obviously wasn’t me –  i don’t wear nail varnish)

most beautiful/poignant flipoff to date

 

For me this image documents an emotional journey. The journey begins with anticipation. Then comes the excitement during the scratching away of the outer layer. And then the bitter disappointment of not winning. Then finally-anger. In these times I find this image very powerful. And I hope everyone likes my new nail varnish. It cost me £1.99.

 (I didn’t actually take this one, i don’t wear nail polish)

Another rubbish bike

 

WTF? get a proper bike

Bad taste flipoffs?

The school children of St Anne’s Heath Primary School:

they were unbelievably loud

 

 

Old people:

Sometimes i look at an old person and I can hear them thinking 'I'm better than everyone else'

Disrespectful people

I can't believe this guy. how bloody rude.

People surprised at the tube strike

 

Do these people not read the metro or london paper? they're free and readily available.

rubbish bikes

 

This flipoff wasn't done by me. But it caught my attention because i also think this bike is a bit shit. Let's put it this way. I got a new bike for my last birthday. I'm not one to brag, but it has like 21 gears, and really state of the art tyres. What does this bike have? ooh the saddle matches the handlebars how stylish. what a joke.

the view from my bedroom window

 

lovely

 

 

wish it was this one instead

 

 

 

but it isn’t.

The Filth/Bacon/Feds/Fuzz/The Nickers/The Man/Po-Po/Scum/Rozzers/Blue meanies/whatever you want to call them

 

 

Yeah that's right

 

 

Oh look who's driving away scared cos of one little flipoff. I really think I've taught them a lesson they're not likely to forget anytime soon.

Some shout outs

 

 

Been getting some flipoffs sent to me which is cool.

This one’s from Aine

 

I'm guessing this is some sort of boss or manager figure. She looks really boring so this one works great.

 

The next two are both from lizzie.

first things first, OMG HOW FREAKISHLY LONG IS LIZZIE’S MIDDLE FINGER.

wow

 

Have had confirmation that this is at a boyfriend who didn't have to get up for work while lizzie did. Classic flipoff territory really.

Yep what these guys are doing looks pretty douchey so this one is cool too.

 

This is Fran. She is partial to the odd flipoff once in a while. go Fran.

 

 

Always looking for more flipoffs. Send them to rorypatrickrobinson@gmail.com

the MEP elections

 

This flip off was taken inside the voting booth. How many bloody candidates do there want to be?

 

So for the sheer confusion if nothing else…this is a well deserved flipoff:

democracy isn't working

pretentious films

 

I couldn't help but wonder...what is the point of this film? made me feel a bit stupid tbh

RECESSION SPECIAL!

Had a lot of requests for a bank flipoff, so here you go:

To be honest though I don’t actually have a problem with the banks and also I don’t understand the economic crisis at all so if anyone could explain it to me?

 

All jokes aside I have a problem with this image. Being too flippant with redundancy and economic doom = NOT COOL

inappropriately filled glasses

 

i mean it doesn't take a genius to work out that this is going to be hard to drink from

 

 

 

as proven by this photo:

 

nightmare

My friend Tom

My friend tom is a bit of a dick sometimes. He sent me this flipoff:

haha very funny.

So i said we had to meet up to sort this out once and for all.

And he was all like:

So I was like:

But then i felt bad cos he was like:

People in funny costumes part 1.

 

I felt bad taking this. After all he is doing it to make people happy. But I can't help but think that this man has got something to hide. I mean...what's the REAL story here?

unnecessary help

 

Coming over here...cleaning our cars...what next?

Arrogant shop names

 

Bit presumtuous? A little humility goes a long way, that's all I have to say...

Wearing a beret in Paris

 

I mean come on. This isn't 1895.

Myself

 

Sometimes i don't like myself. This happens to most people every once in a while. I'll stop now and save it for my therapist.

sunglasses indoors

 

This was quite an extreme flip off. Got some abuse for this one and just missed out on a slap.

truly awful food

 

This canteen is truly terrible. I won't name and shame. They know who they are. I know this girl who found a hair in a stew. And don't even get me started on the portion sizes.

mum and dad

This is a bit Bam Margera this one. Tbh i don't know why this is on here they're really nice people and they give me money.

false weather reports

 

They said it was going to be sunny on saturday. It was, but then it got cloudy in the afternoon.

KOKO

 

I went to KOKO nightclub on saturday. The entire place smelt faintly of puke.

France

It's not that i have a problem with the Eiffel Tower. Just the whole of france and french people in general

POLITICS

 

This looks very disrepectful i know. I'm not an anarchist, but i'm so bored of the MP expenses scandal

london overground

 

I WANT THE LAST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK!

SO BASICALLY

i want to be less like this

 

 

and more like this

HELLO

My name is Rory. I am very exciteable and extremely easily pleased.

I find it hard to get angry or express displeasure.

This is why i have set myself a challenge. 

The challenge is to swear at various things i don’t like.